Re: O/T Irrational Irritations away from Sport : Fri Oct 07, 2011 4:30 pm  

Bobby_Peru wrote:

John Inverdale

This

That man = massive tool

Re: O/T Irrational Irritations away from Sport : Fri Oct 07, 2011 4:34 pm  

Paul2812 wrote:

- Jamie Oliver.

I've always wanted to open a shop up next to one of those Jamie's Italian places and call it 'No he's not'.

!¬! : Fri Oct 07, 2011 4:38 pm  

Ex Liverpool players, who, after a bad defeat/run, say "that's not good enough for Liverpool Football Club"......just say Liverpool, we all know it's a football club. It's almost as annoying as people who talk about themselves in the third person...self-importance or what?

People who call me young man....I'm 42 FFS, don't patronise.

The Padgate Rose, when they wont even slightly alter their Sunday TeaTime banquet.....I don't want the sweet, it's awful, I only want a portion of noodles to compensate for not wanting the sweet, I'm not asking them to remove a limb!

People who spend half their life on Facebook, telling everyone that they're going for a bath, having soup for tea, dreading the ironing.

Work colleagues who insist in telling the whole world their business...I'm not intersted that "our 'so and so' is up in court again/ my 16 year old daughter is pregnant and she's split up with the daddy...it's like having Jeremy Kyle replayed at work

Re: O/T Irrational Irritations away from Sport : Fri Oct 07, 2011 4:43 pm  

Horatio Yed wrote:

This

That man = massive tool

What do you expect from a 3 point game afficionado
He needs to grow a neck. He makes Gladstone Small look like a giraffe

Re: O/T Irrational Irritations away from Sport : Fri Oct 07, 2011 4:52 pm  

Paul2812 wrote:

- Gordon Ramsey. I'd love to stamp on his face.

- Drivers that overtake me on the motorway, pull infront of me and then brake. WTF !!! Just stay behind me in the first place !!!

- Davina McCall and her annoying gurning as she stares into the camera.

- The woman who walks her dog behind our house who collects up her dogs mess (and rightly so) into a clear bag, holds it up right infront of her face, and lovingly stares at it thinking no-one is watching. Well I'm watching you lady, and your weird ! In fact, are you the dog world's Gillian McKeith of Callands ?
- Motorway signs that flash fog warnings at you. Without them i'd never know it was foggy.

- Motorway signs that flash speed restrictions when you haven't moved more than 5 metres in the past hour. Grrrrr.

- Ainsley Harriot. A TV Chef with very little culinary skills, & has less appeal than an STD. I'd love to stamp on his face too.

- Paying a license fee to the BBC. Should be a self funded organisation. I'd happily watch adverts on the Beeb to save my contributions.

- People that say 'the books way better than the film.'........ YAWN. I don't read books, I probably never will, and I don't care if you do. Films are easier to follow and don't take up my time as much.

- Jamie Oliver. I'm struggling to think of anyone else on this planet who annoys me more than this spitting imbecile. He might as well put a big sign around his neck with the words 'please give me knighthood, I'm really desperate.' If he did we might be spared another channel 4 crusade where he trys to convince the nation our kids shouldn't eat things they like, like chips, pizza or sweets. MESSAGE FOR YOU JAMIE..... KIDS LIKE EATING THINGS THAT ARE BAD FOR THEM.... GET OVER IT !!!!

haha fair play that is seriously odd !! I think you should secretly film her, Youtube it and post the link on here

Re: O/T Irrational Irritations away from Sport : Fri Oct 07, 2011 4:56 pm  

Horatio Yed wrote:

Well it's O/T season (well it is for me)

and we'll get the obvious.... Wigans fans (even though i said away from sport) out the way


For me

Supermarkets in which the entrance is on the right hand side of the building and you have to work from right to left.

It's not right and if it's set up this way i (genuinely) won't shop there.

Pardon me for being a bit thick, Yed, but what's wrong with working from right to left, or am I missing something?
I'm genuinely confused

Re: O/T Irrational Irritations away from Sport : Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:36 pm  

lefty goldblatt wrote:

Pardon me for being a bit thick, Yed, but what's wrong with working from right to left, or am I missing something?
I'm genuinely confused

A very good point, it makes no differance surely????

Re: O/T Irrational Irritations away from Sport : Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:38 pm  

I agree with loads of these. Which surely makes them rational rather than irrational?

Chuggers get my bloody goat.

"care to donate to our charity?"

"er, yeah, here you go - here's a quid"

"Oh no, I'll need your bank details to set up a monthly direct debit - you'll get a magazine every six weeks".

WTF? Ingrates.

Re: O/T Irrational Irritations away from Sport : Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:46 pm  

lefty goldblatt wrote:

Pardon me for being a bit thick, Yed, but what's wrong with working from right to left, or am I missing something?
I'm genuinely confused

The beer needs to be on the right the fruit on the left and you must go Left to right in order of shopping, those supermarkets designed the 'wrong' way are the design of satan, it's like feng shui or something.

Re: O/T Irrational Irritations away from Sport : Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:50 pm  

Horatio Yed wrote:

The beer needs to be on the right the fruit on the left and you must go Left to right in order of shopping, those supermarkets designed the 'wrong' way are the design of satan, it's like feng shui or something.

Nope, I'm still lost

Still 'piddles' me off in supermarkets, when they change the lay-out around. DRIVES ME MAD.