New Songs : Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:16 am  

We've not had the annual new songs thread, where everyone pitches ridiculously long winded songs for the new players so I thought I would start it.

Cashmere, Parker, Smith, Swain, Talau and Henry all need songs. Not the best set of names for songs I'll grant you but get your musical caps on anyway!

I would offer up the first tune to be ridiculed but I haven't got any so I will open up the floor. . . .

: Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:20 am  

The idea for this one was handed to me by a 'supposed' Oasis hater...

(She's electric - Oasis)

Swain's electric, he makes Sinfield look pathetic,
He does things we never expected,
That's why we love Luke Swain...

: Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:33 am  

What happened to using 'Salford' by Klive James I posted some weeks back?

: Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:34 am  

Ray Cashmere, Cashmere
He's come over from Oz to here
He's not just come for the beer
Ray Cashmere, Cashmere!

: Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:44 am  

The Black Cat wrote:

Ray Cashmere, Cashmere
He's come over from Oz to here
He's not just come for the beer
Ray Cashmere, Cashmere!

Typically terrible.

But then again it is you

: Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:34 am  

Michigan red wrote:

Typically terrible.

But then again it is you

Still waiting for your effort

OK another one this time for Talau should he score a try (and yes another one taken from an LFC chant) (Torres)

Na na na na, na na na Talau, Talau
Na na na na, na na na Talau, Talau
Na na na na, na na na, Na na na na, na na na
He's just scored four, Salfords Willie Talau.

OK bedtime

: Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:54 am  

Tune: Thunderbirds Theme

Rob Parker, duh duh (etc) ... Rob Parker, duh duh (etc).

Tune: Happy Mondays - Hallelujah

Joooonnnyyy Willlsshere, Joooonnnyyy Willlsshere, Jonny Wilshere, Jonny Wilshere, we're here to see ya! To see score again (repeat).

: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:45 am  

The Black Cat wrote:

(and yes another one taken from an LFC chant) (

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OK bedtime

Wheres me Giro?

: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:57 am  

We all agree… Talau is better than Folau.

: Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:13 am  

Is this the way they say Super League's meant to feel?
Just forty hundred people watching on the field,
And I just don't think the Salford can defend this blitz
That's okay, cos we're sorted with Wilshere and Fitz

Tune: Pulp — Sorted for Es and Whizz