Reckon we should have a Big Brother style fans forum for this. We can vote off the laziest builder on a weekly basis and ration tea breaks for those not pulling their weight. The hardest workers can upgrade their Asda Smart Price Rich Tea's to Cadburys choc chip!
Starbug could be the Geordie Voice over bloke......
"Day 8427 in the Salford City Reds stadium pipe dream......... the builders are on yet another tea break"