Re: Man City break in : Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:44 pm  

Young Danny wrote:

This is poor this one, although thought I would put it on just for The Black Cat.

Latest News:

More roberies have taken place at Premeir League stars homes today, they have broken into Ryan Giggs' house and stole 10 Premiership winners medals, they have also broken into Steven Gerrard's house, reports are that they have stolen his Kettle.

: Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:57 pm  

GAZCABS wrote:

Latest Transfer News

Manchester City have sold Shaun Wright to Madonna!!!

good

Re: Man City break in : Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:10 pm  

Young Danny wrote:

This is poor this one, although thought I would put it on just for The Black Cat.

Latest News:

More roberies have taken place at Premeir League stars homes today, they have broken into Ryan Giggs' house and stole 10 Premiership winners medals, they have also broken into Steven Gerrard's house, reports are that they have stolen his Kettle.

they also took a B as well

: Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:11 am  

Newsflash: Thieves broke into the home of a Liverpool fan and stole two books. "The thing that upsets me", he said "is that I hadn't finished colouring them in yet!"

: Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:21 am  

is necrophillia the same as cracking open a cold one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

: Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:33 am  

mctiques headband wrote:

is necrophillia the same as cracking open a cold one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

: Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:08 pm  

mctiques headband wrote:

is necrophillia the same as cracking open a cold one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that would depend on how long they've been dead for

: Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:30 pm  

Scrum-half: 'How many kids have you got?'
Full-back: 'Fourteen-all boys.'
Scrum-half: 'One more and you'll have your own rugby team!'
Full back: 'How many kids have you got?'
Scrum-half: 'Seventeen - all girls.'
Full back: 'One more and you'll have your own golf-course!'

: Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:52 pm  

An old boy got married to a young woman.He told his doctor she wanted kids.
"In that case " says the doc,"you had better get a lodger in".
A few months later the bloke went back to the doctor and told him his wife was pregnant.
"Did you do what I said and got a lodger in?" asks the doc.
"Aye" said the bloke"and she`s pregnant too."

: Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:54 pm  

Whats the difference between a magicians wand and a policemans truncheon?

The magic wand is used for cunning stunts.