: Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:30 pm
A man in a pub asks for a pint.
The barman says, "Sure, that'll be a penny."
"A penny?" exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he says, "Could I have steak and chips?"
"Certainly," says the barman, "that'll be fourpence."
"Four pence?" cries the man. "You're joking. Where's the bloke who owns this place?"
The barman says, "Upstairs, with my wife"."
The man says, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The barman says, "The same thing I'm doing to his business
