last night while i was sleeping i was dreaming of making my debut for the reds ,this is probabaly never going to happen as i am 44 ,fat overweight and cannot run , well this is what happend , salford had been having a bad season as the return to super - league had not been going as good as planned , to make matters worse ,they had been drawn away to hull in the cup, the first half was very close with salford going in at half time equal at 12-12 , the second half was even better as we went in front 18 -12 , and i was about to come of the bench and make my debut , there were only minutes remaining when richie myler ,put me through a gap near the post ,i ran for the line as fast as a fat kid could, i was about to put the ball over the line when i ran head first into the post , next thing i knew i woke up and the wife had whacked me for shouting out in my sleep , i wonder if we won , ???????????????
Cant believe you woke up i had a Tenner on you to score the last try!
'when my life is over, the thing which will have given me greatest pride is that I was first to plunge into the sea, swimming freely underwater without any connection to the terrestrial world'
