Just pile everyone into the stadium and dont tell them the fixtures.
Draw the teams out like a lottery an hour before each kick off.
Creates a bit of suspense and excitement atleast.
Sounds good to me, gather in the bars and pubs around Cardiff for a breakfast and the draw live on Sky Sports News. Bottom half of the 2011 table play Sat and the top half Sun.
On a technical note, BBC3 and BBC4 share the same satellite transponders as CBeebies and CBBC, it's just that they use different EPG numbers - which is why they don't start broadcasting until 7 p.m.
'when my life is over, the thing which will have given me greatest pride is that I was first to plunge into the sea, swimming freely underwater without any connection to the terrestrial world'