Half Term Report Card : Sat Apr 16, 2022 11:59 am  

We are almost a third into the season so I thought it would be a fun for us to discuss our half term report. Post your grading alongside some of your WWW (What's Working Well) and EBI (Even Better If) for the squad, ground, club etc. I'll go first:

WWW:
- We've seen 1 game where we've played well. Better than what Leeds' have managed
- The track running round the outside of the pitch no longer looks like a farmers field
- Away kit is lovely

EBI:
- Open more gates pre-match
- Clean the seats after a race event
- Sack Kear
- Place the entire squad on Weight Watchers

Grade: E

Re: Half Term Report Card : Sat Apr 16, 2022 3:34 pm  

WWW:
- The club aren't in administration
- We have our own private beach
- Cans of Carling are cheaper than Old Trafford
- The floodlights have a few new lamps


EBI:
- The club employed an attack coach
- The club employed a defence coach
- I coached the 1st team
- JK takes early (?) retirement

Grade: Ungraded - due to apathy

Re: Half Term Report Card : Sat Apr 16, 2022 4:44 pm  

Overall grade U.
Unacceptable