Have you heard about the time share deal I'm offering?
I'm not interested unless you send me a suspicious looking link to a PayPal account I can convently click on in my outlook account. Then I'm all over it, you might have to wait though as I'm currently helping out some poor Nigerian prince who cant find his credit card, bless him, so I'm lending him my details, it'll be fine I'm sure...
I'm bored of Lowe talking about his golden years and what a great guy Maurice Lindsay is. Nobody gives a flying one at this point. Tell us what is going on!