[Bulliac]

Re: Tealady : Sun Mar 27, 2016 9:44 am  

woolly07 wrote:

Apparently Leeds have already signed her up for next season but have loaned her out to us for the rest of the season.

Nah, she's on definitely on dual reg, and I have this from someone at the club who I can't name.

With them playing Friday nights it's a no-brainer, to be honest. The best bit is that, with her being from abroad, Leeds are saddled with her being on their overseas and non-fed trained register. I'm just hoping the coach recognises her worth to the club and she gets plenty of game time.

Re: Tealady : Sun Mar 27, 2016 9:53 am  

RH has just tweeted that upper management at the Bulls are now concerned that complaints about the temperature and strength of the tea could force her out of the club. They have stressed that any supporters that don't like their tea should at least wait until the have finished the whole drink before criticising and even better if they didn't complain at all or at least wait until they got home. They should then return the next week and have another cold, tepid cup of tea and not complain.

Re: Tealady : Sun Mar 27, 2016 11:09 am  

Jimmy has asked the Tealady to work in the bar, she is not happy as its not her normal position.

Re: Tealady : Sun Mar 27, 2016 11:19 am  

T&A 27/03/16
In her weekly column "View From The Tea Stall" she said that they had not stuck to the game plan. The Chef had told them how much tea and milk to use but when it came to the game they did not follow instructions. They either used too much milk or not enough. They started brightly enough in warming the pot first and then adding the tea and boiling water but towards the end of the event someone forgot to take out the bags and somebody else put in too much milk. They all agreed they knew what they had done wrong and were determined to do better. It is a huge disappointment to the whole staff who make tea full time they they are compared unfavourably to tea form a machine only used occasionally.

Re: Tealady : Sun Mar 27, 2016 12:55 pm  

Brilliant thread, this one!

Re: Tealady : Sun Mar 27, 2016 6:07 pm  

BREAKING NEWS!............After all of the criticism the club have just announced that we should not judge the tea at the beginning. We should wait till we are getting to the end - where the strength of the tea is really judged as it will be much better as it all comes together - especially as they are continuously on the lookout for a special ingredient to give it a more potent flavour. The problem is finding that special ingredient which the tea has clearly been lacking now for a couple of seasons.

Re: Tealady : Sun Mar 27, 2016 6:50 pm  

Tealady has just confirmed she is out on loan to a lay-by tea van for the rest of the month due to overstaffing.

Re: Tealady : Sun Apr 03, 2016 5:00 pm  

Tealady was told that her tea was not up to standard today, but she will be given another chance next week.

Re: Tealady : Sun Apr 03, 2016 5:14 pm  

It's certainly brewing up on Bulls board.

Re: Tealady : Sun Apr 03, 2016 5:28 pm  

It has been revealed today that the Team's lack of an upstanding performance can be laid at the feet of Doris the "Tea Lady" for using suspect ingredients. Due to a cost cutting drive in the non-playing staff Doris was asked to take over the tea making as well as her cleaning duties and to source and supply the raw materials needed on a very restricted budget. Quick thinking Doris contacted her weekday employers H.M.P. Leeds and was able to purchase at half price some slightly out of date stock (Best before 1960) special bromide blend.