Old Mr Jones went to his surgery for his annual health check. The practice nurse said to him, Mr Jones you have to stop masturbating. Why, he said. Because I'm trying to examine you she replied
I'm off Friday evening and coming back Monday. Off to Murrayfield just for saturday and then taking a trip to Twycross zoo on the Sunday - My mum really wants to see it.
Not me my ex wife has arranged a supervised visit from the damn kids. Even if it wasn't this weekend I couldn't afford to go because she's blackmailed me into buying them new shoes for school or she'll tell the CSA I've been working.
She lives with the Taxi man now why can't he buy em new shoes?
Not me my ex wife has arranged a supervised visit from the damn kids. Even if it wasn't this weekend I couldn't afford to go because she's blackmailed me into buying them new shoes for school or she'll tell the CSA I've been working.
She lives with the Taxi man now why can't he buy em new shoes?