Flippin heck, more fishing lines on here than Scarborough harbour!
I drove through Bradford yesterday and can only say that rude symbols on the road would simply complement the existing decor

It came to mind that you might want to expand that city centre fountain thing, say by 10 square miles
On a serious note, it's been a while since I've had a look around Bradford and I couldn't believe how many properties, office blocks and shops are empty, many looking decidedly worse for wear. What the hell has happened to Bradford? It makes Keighley look like a thriving metropolis!
I used to love a night out in Bradford City centre - great pubs and restaurants, now it's just a mess.