Who would you like to give a good slap? : Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:06 am  

just seen this on the pages of bradford:

molibdimum wrote:

Just for fun..

When we watch the rugby either on telly or at the Bulls our lass is always saying ''oooooo he needs a good slap''.

So which 3 players would you mostly like to give a good slap?

Mine are...

So,

1 - Tomkins
2 - Bailey
3 - Hock

seems easy but only 3....could put about 10 people without thinking

Re: Who would you like to give a good slap? : Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:10 am  

Thing is. all 3 would snap you in half before you even had the chance. betbyour the bloke who ran onto the field on friday!

Re: Who would you like to give a good slap? : Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:12 am  

millsywwrl wrote:

Thing is. all 3 would snap you in half before you even had the chance. betbyour the bloke who ran onto the field on friday!

I don't think he's suggesting that he's actually go and slap them, just that they deserve a slap.

Can't really argue with the 3 selected to be honest.

Re: Who would you like to give a good slap? : Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:26 am  

1 - Lance Hohaia
2 - Josh Charnley
3 - Jeff Lima (For his continued assaults on standing legs which will eventually mame someone)

Re: Who would you like to give a good slap? : Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:41 am  

1 - Sam Tomkins
2 - Sam Tomkins
3 - Most referees (for their continued poor performances escpecially the high tackle situations)

Re: Who would you like to give a good slap? : Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:41 am  

can we go a bit more extreme with knee cappings using a power drill????

josh charnley

tomkins of course

and toss up between hock or bailey.

Re: Who would you like to give a good slap? : Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:47 am  

1. Tomkins (with a sledgehammer)

2. Simon Moran

3. Eddie.

Re: Who would you like to give a good slap? : Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:17 am  

CORNISH wrote:

can we go a bit more extreme with knee cappings using a power drill????

josh charnley

tomkins of course

and toss up between hock or bailey.

Sorry that is no contest. Bailey all the way. Hock is a prat, nothing more.

Re: Who would you like to give a good slap? : Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:31 am  

1, Saddened
2, Saintsfan
3, Northampton saint (sp)



Love you all really

Re: Who would you like to give a good slap? : Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:37 am  

I think I must be missing the Tomkins thing.

Sure, he's a worthy pantomime villain on game day, but I find it hard to be offended by him like I have been by some of the game's real scrotes; he seems to have cut the vast majority of the nasty stuff (3rd man in at the knees, penalty milking etc) out of his game, is concentrating on his rugby and is reaping the rewards.

How anyone can have got their knickers in a twist over his post try celebration is beyond me. Good banter, and I'd love one of our boys to be doing something similar at the Etihad or DW later in the year.

I'd like to slap:

Michael Maguire (to blame for many of Wigan's gutter tactics over the last couple of years, and a thoroughly offensive face to boot).

Gareth Hock (even before Good Friday's shenanigans - the typical knuckle dragging, slack jawed mouthbreather who would be robbing grannies and kids outside off licences if Wigan weren't offering him a work placement).

Richie Mathers (I can't abide his back slapping cheerleading antics, when he costs more games than he contributes to).

Bailey is very unlucky to miss out, he was very very close.