Just to chip in on the whole Farrell/Sculthorpe debate, since I'm struggling to concentrate on my OU.
If GB had a decent stand off, in 2001-04, I would have thought Scully at 13 and Faz at 12. Mainly because Faz would be more effective as a wide running second row. There is no mistaking Scully was the better running 13, like a large, old fashioned stand off, but Farrell had the better range of passing, kicking and was choosen as captain for a reason.
Summary Farrell was the more complete player and led a team, but Scully was exceptional at what he did. Let's face it they were both game changers and you'd have each in your dream team.
Oh and I'd go with:
Offiah - complete w@nker
Barrie Jon Mather - like Offiah, only in it for himself and never a team player.