[Wheels]

: Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:56 pm  

LS13 wrote:

Does a 'travelling' book include instructions on how to cut the barriers off the gates to training fields to gain entry , then park 50plus caravans on it ? Does it tell you that you should only allow under 15s to see how far they can 'drift' a Discovery from the halfway line after spinning the wheels from between the posts ? does it tell you that you should empty the contents of your porta-toilets behind the posts furthest away from your van ? Does it tell you that you should ride horses and motorbikes over the pitch etc etc etc . Does it tell you that you should rob every garden shed within half a mile of the said pith , and assault and rob a few of the residents then move on after five or six weeks ?

Or are you meaning a different kind of 'travelling' guide ?

I'm getting the popcorn out for this one...

: Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:03 pm  

Waiting for a '100 reasons why you should put better locks on your gates' list

Further details of the incident could be gained by contacting Farnley Falcons if you really wanted to. It was their pitch .

: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:34 am  

If you thought this story couldn't get anymore shameful, think again. Littered all over the rags are the other scrotes who are claiming to be 'the dad'! F*cks sake. It's like an episode of Jez Kyle. It's all paper talk though, there's no way that lass has had at least 3 lovers.

: Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:05 pm  

the 13 year old boy has joined fathers for justice.
he said "it makes sense really as i already have a spiderman outfit"

: Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:36 pm  

tad rhino wrote:

the 13 year old boy has joined fathers for justice.
he said "it makes sense really as i already have a spiderman outfit"

This is the first joke I've received from you that was inoffensive enough to post on here