: Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:45 pm
gateaux wrote:
Nothing there came close to selling the place to me Damo, and from the few times I have been unfortunate enough to go that way I can't say I will be rushing back!
Damo’s Travel Guide for 2009
Don’t stay indoors next year - travel to the most desirable places as advertised in this brochure. England is full of places that are misrepresented by small minded shoppers who’ve gone to these place’s hoping to find a handbag to match their heals but never do meaning it’s Leeds, London or Wigan when it comes to tourist destinations for people who have not revelled in this wonderful country for decades thanks to the secret that is global warming been kept away from their eyes meaning going abroad was not a taboo of society. But it is now!
Any ways lets get started
Birkenhead
If you want to meet a fag who won’t go up your bum then Birkenhead is the place to be in 2009 thanks to councils policy to clean up its act of cig butt dropping meaning piles will no longer be so large they poke you up the backside. Instead your kids will want to hug this friendly town mascot (see picture above) rather than run away from it. Look after your health - come to Birkenhead in 2009!
Shopping
Find yourself in Cambodia shopping this year - in Birkenhead!
Nightlife
Nothing better than a night in the local in Birkenhead!
This is what your life destiny is - Club Birkenhead
Hotels
Find yourself kipping amongst celebrities like Paul O Grady and Geraldine McQueen this year in the La Rosetta Hotel Birkenhead!
Find your self at a bargain by couchsurfing and bagging yourself in one of our many residents houses. We are friendly enough serious!
I should of sold You Birkenhead by now Sarah..