: Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:25 pm  

: Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:27 pm  

Damo-Leeds wrote:

Day One In Jord Rhinosaur 30/10/09

I’ve been sent on a mission. A very special mission in fact to retrieve Bangs head that was fatefully ate by Jord Rhinosaur earlier today. It hasn’t been a smooth journey through someone whose only second to Craig Loiners DP when it comes to eating everything up and its only been five minutes since I found a safe spot currently parked in some acne that is its own world to itself…

Will let you all know how I get on tomorrow as I have to make it through his heart if he has one..

: Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:42 pm  

Day Two In Jord Rhinosaur 1/11/09

This morning was rudely awoken by this cylinder thing with ginger attached to it. It must be some kind of protection agreement Jord has done since moving to Leeds. Not wanting to be hit by the white stuff I dodged and dive my way to his heart and believe me its absolutely massive. Its exactly like Hollywood described it -

Hollywood Harrigan wrote: Hey, me and food is like Jord and sex... I dont really care what it looks like

He’s let a lot of people into this heart that’s for sure but not bang. However they was always a place for me in his heart because he knows I’m neutral in this war between bang and him. So I kipped in his heart for the night.

Next Stop tomorrow - his liver

: Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:42 pm  

Day Three In Jord Rhinosaur 2/11/09

Another rude awaking this morning when jord woke up, turned the lights on and realised who he’s bough to bed last night. With the full effects of booze vision gone his heart dropped and I went into freefall right into his liver that was a sea of horse p!$$, tenants larger, white lightening, sambooka, vodka, jizz and anything else he managed to mine sweep at Puro last night.

I’ve sailed through this consent rising and sinking sea of drinking dependency with no luck all day and most of tonight. Bangs head could be anywhere and I wasn’t about to lose faith just yet but it’s a lot harder than what I though it would be. In the end I just settled on a parasol that he must of mistaken for either food or an ice cube.

Tomorrow its to digestive system to investigate poo.

: Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:44 pm  

Is this diving suit also a time machine??

These days seem to be going rather fast

: Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:46 pm  

Just had a call from the Fraud department at Yorkshire Bank – apparently my debit card was used to make three ATM withdrawals in Russia in the space of two minutes.

Within 30 seconds their fraud system had disabled my account and within a minute I had received a phone call from them.

The dirty Ruski tw*ts managed to get away with just short of £350 but if the bank hadn’t been as rapid with their response it could have been much worse.

They are going to reimburse the money within the next day or two – can’t ask for more TBH.

: Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:47 pm  

Day Four In Jord Rhinosaur 3/11/09

Despite a restless night in Jord Rhinosaur’s liver I woke up peacefully in the morning due to it been strangely relatively dry. This is not good if you want to use your water filter to get a drink. What I’ve been eating to survive whilst in Jord Rhinosaur I won’t repeat on here.

Now some of you are probably wondering what all the commotion was just outside Headingley stadium this morning. Well you’ve come to the right place for answers. After spending a morning carefully looking for Bangs head in Jord Rhinosaur’s liver with failure I bravely made my way down to the digestive system that is basically the poo holder.

My first thought once in this digestive system is I’ve never seen so much $|-|!t in my life. Apart from been sticking walking through it wasn’t too bad until I experienced my first white knuckle ride since I was six on a ghost train at Alton Towers only this scarier as Jord Rhinosaur’s bowls exploded plummeting the poo and me with it.

I’ve never come across so much steam in my life that would cause a smoke alarm to go off. Because of this poo the whole street was corned off thanks to the toxic coming from Jords Rhinosaur’s poo. Eventually men in white forensic suits.

Tommorow is day two on Jord Rhinosaur poo.

: Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:47 pm  

LFCRhino wrote:

These days seem to be going rather fast

I am a time machine

: Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:49 pm  

Damo-Leeds wrote:

I am a time machine

: Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:10 pm  

Think I just found Mick's Aussie version http://forums.leagueunlimited.com/showt ... p?t=345578

Think I just found Mick's Aussie version http://forums.leagueunlimited.com/showt ... p?t=345578