: Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:42 pm  

thebloodbath wrote:

Is that The Egg???

i heard that he came first!

: Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:46 pm  

Cala Millor Rhino wrote:

i heard that he came first!

That what 'it' claimed yesterday. Weird little hobbit ain't he??

: Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:47 pm  

loinertillidie wrote:

"Swedish penis enlargers and me. This kind of thing really is my bag baby yeah!"

By Austin "Danger" Powers

Vanessa! I'm telling you, it's not mine!!!!!!!!!!!

Is that what it was?? I thought it was some kind of motoring device.

: Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:53 pm  

I think schools should be closed more frequently, teachers need a break, their holiday entitlements are lousy.

: Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:57 pm  

TARANIS wrote:

I think schools should be closed more frequently, teachers need a break, their holiday entitlements are lousy.

Its an interesting and oft discussed event Benny, but why do schools close when other businesses stay open?

Is it for child safety?

Its certainly a problem for parents - not everyone can take a day off to look after them at half hour's notice.

: Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:00 pm  

My school used to close because the pipes would freeze so the central heating wouldn't work. Or so they said.

: Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:04 pm  

Chalky the Ponce wrote:

Its an interesting and oft discussed event Benny, but why do schools close when other businesses stay open?

Is it for child safety?

Its certainly a problem for parents - not everyone can take a day off to look after them at half hour's notice.

You do know I was being sarcastic right?

: Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:04 pm  

G1 wrote:

I don't like Cheese and I don't like fruit.



I am visualising the fall and it's even funnier. In my visualisation he slides all the way down the Hill with his little legs in the air not stopping until just before Bradford Road. He then gets up with a big wet patch on his bottom and tears rolling down his ruddy cheeks. He then slips and slides his way back up the hill, picking up his dropped possessions along the way.

He's 5 yards from the car when ,whooosh, he slips again and is off back down the hill.

This happens repeatedly until 11.30am when he gives up and sits in the pub car park crying.

You then arrive, dressed as a French maid, with scones to console him.

Aroused by the smell of the scones I appear on the scene only to be aroused even more by the sight of you in the maids outfit. I offer you some cream for the scones when an electric guitar and some "wah wah" music strikes up in the background.

At this point I wake up in bed with a cure for my gout; a massive erection. Well it doesn't cure the gout but it keeps the sheets off my feet.

I never knew you had 2" feet.

: Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:09 pm  

Shabba1 wrote:

My school used to close because the pipes would freeze so the central heating wouldn't work. Or so they said.

are you saying that your pipes aren't in working order?

: Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:17 pm  

thebloodbath wrote:

That what 'it' claimed yesterday. Weird little hobbit ain't he??

definately one for a Damo list!