: Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:49 am  

thebloodbath wrote:

Don't worry old cock, if it's w*nk, we'll take a walk down the hill, and go see some strippers. It was free in other night........bad choice of words?

Sounds a plan
Can I come?

: Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:08 am  

hope the traffic is not too bad after the game so i can get back to kirkstall for a couple of pints in the west end house.

: Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:25 am  

is that an aussie run drinking hole

: Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:33 am  

fredie wrote:

is that an aussie run drinking hole

Aussie run? Nah, that'd involve brain power.

Obviously all the bar staff are Australian, as we find that taking orders and running around after us is about their limit.

: Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:02 pm  

Lord_Percy wrote:

Aussie run? Nah, that'd involve brain power.

Obviously all the bar staff are Australian, as we find that taking orders and running around after us is about their limit.

Ask for anything more complicated than Lager or "wheres the dunny mate" and you'll find they struggle to cope though, Aussies are ok but they're more for decoration than purpose, a bit like a docile labrador pet.

: Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:05 pm  

McLaren_Field wrote:

Ask for anything more complicated than Lager or "wheres the dunny mate" and you'll find they struggle to cope though, Aussies are ok but they're more for decoration than purpose, a bit like a docile labrador pet.

I find, just like a labrador, if you point for long enough they'll inevitably end up looking and then you can talk them through the rest. Not always, obviously, but with training and patience they can be helped.

: Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:11 pm  

Lord_Percy wrote:

I find, just like a labrador, if you point for long enough they'll inevitably end up looking and then you can talk them through the rest. Not always, obviously, but with training and patience they can be helped.

Thats true, a pocket full of small treats can help too.

Toilet training is a struggle though.

: Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:11 pm  

Invincible wrote:

Sounds a plan
Can I come?

I'd like to come along too.

: Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:12 pm  

Brothel Creeper wrote:

I'd like to come along too.

: Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:14 pm  

A State of Trance wrote:

:lol:

I'll arrange it if need be. Do I need to plan a 'route of filth'?