: Fri Apr 03, 2009 6:57 pm  

Just had a Chinese – didn’t eat it all – I’m not well

: Fri Apr 03, 2009 6:59 pm  

I got sent to prison not long ago for murdering a chinese with my knife and fork.

: Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:00 pm  

Leeds Rhinos Superman wrote:

I got sent to prison not long ago for murdering a chinese with my knife and fork.

Ba-dum tish

: Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:39 pm  

LS16_Rhino wrote:

Just had a Chinese – didn’t eat it all – I’m not well

Chippy tonight
You been in since they did it up mate??

: Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:40 pm  

Just had a 5hit. But I first I wiped my backside!

: Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:42 pm  

rhinoms wrote:

Chippy tonight
You been in since they did it up mate??

See it from the outside - looks all black and trendy now - have they done it up inside as well mate?

: Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:43 pm  

Damo-Leeds wrote:

Just had a 5hit. But I first I wiped my backside!

Sit – sh*t – wipe in that order mate.

: Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:46 pm  

LS16_Rhino wrote:

Sit – sh*t – wipe in that order mate.

I’m getting a bath later so it doesn’t matter! We’ve also got a good washing machine but we wont need it that much because I’m hovering above the chair to make sure the contents of my backside don’t stain!

: Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:46 pm  

i got cramp whilst midway though a number two today


oh my lord

: Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:47 pm  

Damo-Leeds wrote:

I’m getting a bath later so it doesn’t matter! We’ve also got a good washing machine but we wont need it that much because I’m hovering above the chair to make sure the contents of my backside don’t stain!

Little too much info there mate...