you mentioned Danny earlier: he HAS got 2 spare conkers (probably in your handbag as I write this). Get them in some vinegar and bake them in the oven to toughen them and use them from now on. I'm sure they'll be lucky (if not for Danny).
He won't need them anyway: he told me his ambition was to go on X factor as a soprano!
He won't need them anyway: he told me his ambition was to go on X factor as a soprano!