I am fortunate to have school holidays off (a bit like your good self) so i come across it every now and then, and i have to admit it is fascinating, a bit like a car crash though, passers by stop and stare but wouldn't chose to be involved of their own free will.
The episode i saw entitled, " My Parents wont admit to being so, and i am a considered a total tosswad by anyone unlucky enough to know me" made you IMO look a bit of a numpty, and as ever you too cast doubts over the DNA results, but thankfully it proved conclusive, and they much to their relief proved not to be your parents at all.
The chimp and the degenerate however that were later proved to have passed on their DNA in your direction were equally quick to rebuff the DNA results, so i suppose it takes all sorts.
That said while ever you continue to post under whatever name and JK continues to earn a crust from his TV show, it will continue to prove that the world is heading to hell in a handcart and that selective spaying or at least an exam to gain a licence to bring sprogs into the world, are options that need some real consideration.
