Was it you riding around Wakefield town centre yesterday at about 5pm on a motorbike?
The reason i ask is - the jovial rider had a large handwritten sign on his back inviting (you guessed it): "Fancy a bum?"
Shame on you if you are indeed this guilty party, as, via non-lewd-hand-gestures we tacitly agreed to meet up at 6pm - no show.
This leads me to wonder whether you never really intended to honour your promises to our dear friend RamRod - has this charmer left the cas forum out of a broken heart?