rhino forever 2012 wrote:
even tho im a leeds fan, how i would love to see featherstone rovers get drawn against castleford tigers in the next round of the cup, god can you imagine that, not only are you poop in the super league and second from bottom, but to get beaten which would happen by your closest rivals ouch!!!
fev need to win their match first. Are Fev really our closest rivals? By location, lock lane would hold that mantle. Then by on the field criteria, it still wouldn't be fev, it would be Wakey. This brings me to song time
We've not played Fev Rovers for many a year,
Cos we are Super League and shouldn't be here.
But we've played them five times and five wins we did get
The Rovers were sh*te, we didn't break sweat!
Chorus:
And its no, nay, never ... No, nay, never no more!
Will we play the Fev Rovers ... No never, no more.
When we got to 50 we shouted for more,
Up popped Brad Davis, went over for four...
...Repeat chorus
Up strolled Craig Huby to convert the goal.
They're jealous we're full time and they're on the dole...
...Repeat chorus
Their dads are their brothers, their sisters their mams,
That's why all their babies have shutters on their prams...
...Repeat chorus
Now Post office road is a ground we all hate,
So lets knock it down for a housing estate...
...Repeat chorus
We came from the Boot Room and we were all p*ssed.
And we shouted to Sykesy: "Is your head a cyst?" ...
...Repeat chorus
We went to their toilet but it would not flush,
So we nipped round the back and we sh*t in a bush...
...Repeat chorus
When we play the Rovers there's plenty of fights,
Now they're being replaced by the York City Knights...
...Repeat chorus
When we came to your place it was just a farce,
Now this is the last time that we kick your ar*e...
...Repeat chorus
I wrote this song for you - I wrote it one night.
I'd give you a copy but you can't read or write...
...Repeat chorus
Now you're going down and we gave you a hand,
Cos we just dry bummed you with swarfega and sand...
...Repeat chorus
Now Cas are the team that the Super League needs,
And our local derbies are Wakey and Leeds...
