: Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:19 am
I didnt vote because I didnt want to get accused of sour grapes by Widnes fans or of being a one eyed rabid Barrow hating jealous psychopath by Barrow fans.
Therefore, I go for the draw. Even after extra time all will be tied and the RFL will be forced to slice the trophy in two. Each team will get half, along with half a franchise place for 2011.
This will lead to a merger between the two known as
WideBrownArse (anagram of Widnes and Barrow) who will play half the games in each town (urban sprawl will get them in the end anyway). This will entail the first half being played in Barrow and the second half in Widnes, with a stopover in Scotland at half time. This way they get around a number of the RFL pre-requisites for SL for location and developing regions and as the team will be populated with nine year old Australians, it also meets the youth development criteria. The purchase of a pie factory for Nigel Wood will also be a mandatory condition from next year and this is being planned along with new floodlights.
Fans will be forced to form a WideBrownArse militia, led by Vikingman and his sidekick PeteNorth. Both will be tied in a marital union to blend black & white with blue & white and they will spawn lots of little mutant src's and pepe's who will run round the grounds with their air horns and drums complaining that everybody hates them. They will not be wrong !
The charimen of each club will combine their millions in an act of love (after signing a pre-nuptual agreement) and will transport fans around the country in Eddie Stobart trucks free of charge. Players will be publically flogged for poor performances and the chairmen will use that famous finger (John Hopoate style) to encourage players to run faster and harder. With a business model this succesful before long they will be as big as Real Madrid, Brisbane Broncos while still dreaming of reaching the exalted status of Hull KR.
All around the country there will be chants of "Up the WideBrownArse" !
So much to play for in the final you see, shame we missed out.