: Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:50 pm  

The Dors wrote:

And washing insructions.

Shock horror , " Bathtime orgy involving woolly beast and residents of west Yorkshire town "

: Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:57 pm  

Starbug wrote:

Shock horror , " Bathtime orgy involving woolly beast and residents of west Yorkshire town "

You think we have baths in Yorkshire? Did we win the lottery?

: Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:43 am  

No baths in Leigh either. They just get hosed down once a year by a notable local resident while defrosting the pitch.

Its also the reason they give for having little willies (shrinking in the cold), but everybody knows its genetic in Leigh. Thats why Leigh girls come to Yorkshire with their wooly coats on.

: Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:49 am  

Fax Missionary wrote:

No baths in Leigh either. They just get hosed down once a year by a notable local resident while defrosting the pitch.

Its also the reason they give for having little willies (shrinking in the cold), but everybody knows its genetic in Leigh. Thats why Leigh girls come to Yorkshire with their wooly coats on.

Short sightedness in Yorkshire , I heard it said it makes you blind

: Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:58 am  

Starbug wrote:

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Short sightedness in Yorkshire , I heard it said it makes you blind

So long as they are warm and welcoming who cares. I have always found Leigh girls warm and welcoming by the way .

Apparantly the reason they come to Yorkshire for a good time is because the men in Leigh have small hoses which they use at inappropriate times and for the wrong function. Ring any bells ??

: Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:00 am  

Fax Missionary wrote:

So long as they are warm and welcoming who cares. I have always found Leigh girls warm and welcoming by the way . Apparantly its because the men in Leigh have small hoses which they use at inappropriate times and for the wrong function.

It were a ' big un '

: Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:02 am  

Starbug wrote:

It were a ' big un '

and you said we were short sighted. Bet you have little hands too

: Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:20 am  

Fax Missionary wrote:

So long as they are warm and welcoming who cares. I have always found Leigh girls warm and welcoming by the way .

Apparantly the reason they come to Yorkshire for a good time is because the men in Leigh have small hoses which they use at inappropriate times and for the wrong function. Ring any bells ??

I think there may be another reason the Leigh women come over hill.

If I remember rightly, the hose was long, thin and floppy, and went stiff when a bloke got hold of it.

: Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:08 am  

You lot need to get back to work instead of all this.
























































In the mean time I am going for breakfast