: Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:32 pm  

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:08 am  

styler wrote:

Very good.

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:43 pm  

Tony Fax wrote:

What do you call a gay dinasour?

what do ya call a lesbian dinosaur?!










a LICKALOTAPUSS !

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:07 pm  

Little Billy catches his mum and dad in the middle of having sex, mum was on top

"what are you doing?" asks billy

embarassed, his Mother replies "your daddys got a big belly so from now and again i sit on it to make it flatter"

Billy replies "your wasting your time mum, whenever you go shopping the woman from next door comes round, gets on her knees and blows it back up again"

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:37 pm  

What were Michael Jackson's last words?

"OWWW!"

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:40 pm  

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys' bedrooms with empty sacks.

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:42 pm  

Michael Jackson had already cancelled his UK tour after he discovered £2000 for a ten year old actually refers to the car scrappage scheme.

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:45 pm  

Statistically, Edited by TS. (allegedly).

PS: Allegedly won't get you out of the mire, Yob.