Scarlet Pimpernell wrote:
They would never see him because at the first sign of trouble he would be in the underground shelter which he is fitting with new fridge doors to feel at home.
By the time he admitted there was a problem, we'd probably all be dead.
His defence minister would no doubt be taking "a much deserved holiday" and he's be "expanding his family" or doing "important government work"
Mind you, he's already helped take out many of the weak and vulnerable already, so, at lease we'd only be left with the fit and strong people to conscript.
Having said that, we could prevent the next war by locking Bojo and Queen Nicola in a lift and seeing which one stayed alive.
