This is good stuff. I think you could have included people being arrested for eating bent bananas and prawn cocktail crisps too though.

Foreign aid

Petrol is expensive because of eu taxes

What are you on about? Think your really clever probably pantronising lefty. Bet you actually a scratter though.

Think your Better than me in you primark clothes and there’s me sat her in Cp company

And remember when the EU banned double decker buses to spite us? That's why you don't see them any more.
I think they might have banned Double Decker chocolate bars too.

I hope you are just playing being stupid but these days you never know. The majority of the price of petrol goes to the government in fuel duty which they set and VAT.

The other major issue with the EU is the Veto - it is meaningless.

No they didn’t I hate the undemocratic eu but that’s just stupid

But what about those EU-mandated condom sizes though?

Who was it who wrote a made up story about the EU and straight bananas, oh I know it was de Pfeffel a well known stranger to the truth.

Of course...
The straight bananas, the EU condoms, the EU banning double deckers, the EU banning prawn cocktail crisps - these were all lies made up by Johnson when he was the Daily Telegraph's EU correspondent.

Everyone, even at the EU, thought it was funny at the time. They didn't realise how gullible fools in the UK lapped up every word, how the deception was formenting anti-European sentiment. They had no idea how dangerous it all was.

Boris Johnson is the best prime minister we have ever had and shouldn’t of resigned because the people still support him.

I voted for him to get us out of the eu and he did that as did the reat of the country. What you leftys don’t get is that it was the will of the people. For better or worse it’s a democracy and you eu loving Marxists hate it.

Thank god if corbyn was in charge we would be bankrupt and still in lockdown and eu probable

Marxists. I like it