So, of the nominations we have:
Mark Cavendish - Rides a bike and became famous for a supporting role in this year's Tour de France
Alastair Cook - Long pants - disqualified
Mo Farrah - Who? I bet I'm not the only one who thought this was a female nomination to slip under the radar
Amir Khan - Nice lad and decent boxer but needs to step up and test himself
Andy Murray - Terminally whingeing kid who desparately needs to sack his mum and make his own way in the world
Darren Clarke - More famous for tragically losing his wife than any sporting achievement. But anyway: Long pants - disqualified
Luke Donald - Long pants - disqualified
Dai Greene - (see Mo Farrah)
Rory McIlroy - "The youngest since..." says it all really and..... Long pants - disqualified
Andrew Strauss - South African and....... Long pants - disqualified
If that's the best they can come up with then it really does need euthenasing