Re: Unfair dismissal - qualifying period extended : Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:10 am
Sal Paradise wrote:
If the government want to make it more attractive to start and run a business then maybe they could reduced the amount of form filling we have to do for the Office of National Statistics. We have to fill in:
Monthly - turnover data, headcount data, labour cost
Quarterly - Capital spend details, Quarterly stock details
Annually - Business register survey, Business survey - breakdown of the income statement, International trade survey, Prodcom
Monthly - turnover data, headcount data, labour cost
Quarterly - Capital spend details, Quarterly stock details
Annually - Business register survey, Business survey - breakdown of the income statement, International trade survey, Prodcom
I used to hate getting the annual return from the ONS, for some strange reason they had picked us at random to report on one employee at random and describe what his job function was and how much he had earned that year - I'd probably have offered the information if they had asked nicely but at the bottom of the letter every year they threaten you with a fine if you don't participate - theres nothing will get my back up quicker than a civil servant threatening me with a made-up fine if I don't offer them something to justify their position.
By complete coincidence the person that they picked at random for their survey was my brother who was an employee at the time, so we made it all up, every year. Its probably why the global recession happened in '07 because the national average salary was thought to be so much higher than it was given my brothers excessive wages.
And of course by admitting that I am now liable for criminal charges - how ridiculous is the whole bollox when the information can easily be obtained from the government office down the corridor, you know, the one that collects the true returns on the tax forms every month.