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Re: Muff diving can damage your health : Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:46 pm  
That wasn't an offer by the way.


Sorry Dally.
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Re: Muff diving can damage your health : Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:10 pm  
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I'd bet Dally wouldn't turn a BJ down, though I suppose that's different.


Vacuum cleaners are more hygenic.
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Re: Muff diving can damage your health : Sun Jan 29, 2012 10:09 pm  
From the link ...The government vaccinates young women aged 12 to 13 against HPV.

I was under the impression that they were old enough if their feet reached the floor . Apparently the government approve when their knees touch the floor .
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Re: Muff diving can damage your health : Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:46 am  
Always go for a 68

That's where she goes down on you and you owe her one
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: Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:19 am  
Or do the finger sniffing test first. Some are preferable to munch on than others. :)
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Re: Muff diving can damage your health : Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:05 am  
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Always go for a 68

That's where she goes down on you and you owe her one


With your love of cod I would have thought that it's other way around. :wink:
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Re: Muff diving can damage your health : Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:17 am  
Clean ones smell of cod .
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Re: Muff diving can damage your health : Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:19 am  
I once knew a guy who contracted chlamydia in his mouth from going down on a dirty bird. He was mentally scared that much that the mere mention of oral sex would make him gip. True story.
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Re: Muff diving can damage your health : Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:04 am  
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I once knew a guy who contracted chlamydia in his mouth from going down on a dirty bird. He was mentally scared that much that the mere mention of oral sex would make him gip. True story.


It could be pointed out that if your acquaintance didn't go around having casual sex ...
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Re: Muff diving can damage your health : Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:59 am  
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I once knew a guy who contracted chlamydia in his mouth from going down on a dirty bird. He was mentally scared that much that the mere mention of oral sex would make him gip. True story.



I think the rule is, if when you open it up it looks like you are opening up a cheese toastie, then dont go anywhere near it!
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