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Re: Kim Jong Il : Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:33 am  
His successor, Kim Jong-un is one up on his predecessor, having already starred in a film with Cliff Richard.
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Re: Kim Jong Il : Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:51 am  
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Apparently the media in North Korea used to quite regularly report that he'd hit three or more holes in one in a game.

You couldn't make it up.

Except that they obviously did.


11 holes in one, in a round of 38. Which must be a world record, even if it's not one recognised by Guinness
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Re: Kim Jong Il : Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:00 pm  
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11 holes in one, in a round of 38. Which must be a world record, even if it's not one recognised by Guinness


But as he neither urinated nor defecated, he clearly wasn't taking the pis.s and it's clearly not a load of sh.it, so I have to believe it.
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Re: Kim Jong Il : Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:04 pm  
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Re: Kim Jong Il : Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:12 pm  

Yes, but no way was he a looker.

Yes, but no way was he a looker.
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Re: Kim Jong Il : Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:40 pm  
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Most of his people live in the 13th Century.


You're confusing it with Afghanistan.
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Re: Kim Jong Il : Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:53 pm  


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Looking at rice.


Not an idle occupation either; seemingly it was essential that every grain of rice he ate was the same width and length. So, in Pythonesque-work-experience-meets-real life mode, he employed people to check individually all incoming grains of rice in his kitchen, to ensure uniformity.

You see, there are many ways to create jobs, if you use your imagination.


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Not an idle occupation either; seemingly it was essential that every grain of rice he ate was the same width and length. So, in Pythonesque-work-experience-meets-real life mode, he employed people to check individually all incoming grains of rice in his kitchen, to ensure uniformity.

You see, there are many ways to create jobs, if you use your imagination.
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Re: Kim Jong Il : Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:55 pm  
Bruce Forsyth will no doubt be next but not the indestructible Margret Thatcher!
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Re: Kim Jong Il : Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:58 pm  
I did the 9 hole course at Skegness in 21, a few years ago, so I don't think it is that implausible. I had to deal with a windmill in the middle of one fairway (sp?) and only had one club, as well.
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Re: Kim Jong Il : Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:03 pm  
I'm confused: CNN says Kim Jong-Il is dead, but N. Korean press says he's currently fighting a 100-ft. tall U.S. super-robot after somehow managing to defeat Godzilla.
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