Boris - freezing the opposition out of the race for no 10 : Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:04 pm
"Our leader" has done it again.In a further attempt to avoid the press he, has run off and hidden in a fridge, hilarious.
You should always store chicken at below 5 degrees but, Chicken Johnson has taken this advice literally
Apparently he's now gone crackers, having just arrived at Christmas Cracker factory