[Durham Giant]

Chilli bum : Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:08 pm  

i am quite fond of my spicy Indian and Mexican food.

I was out last night for a Mexican and had my usual portion of jalapenos.

Does anyon have any suggestions for the best way of avoiding chilli bum ( apart from not eating them) or how best to ameliorate the problem when i have to go to the toilet.

Re: Chilli bum : Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:09 pm  

poop in an ice bath.

Re: Chilli bum : Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:11 pm  

Try taking Alka-Seltzer, it sorts my stomach out when I've drank too much. Just a tablet that dissolves in water.

I don't tend to get the chilli bum problem so I'm not sure if it will work or not but it's worth a try, you can get them from boots and they're not too expensive.

Re: Chilli bum : Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:13 pm  

Bog roll in the fridge.

Re: Chilli bum : Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:14 pm  

Colonic

Re: Chilli bum : Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:15 pm  

Greek yoghurt either orally or anally, best thing for relieving any burn of any type

Re: Chilli bum : Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:16 pm  

Take a ton of laxatives so if it's going to burn it'll only be for a short while.

Re: Chilli bum : Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:23 pm  

Time going for a shoite with setting a mouse trap off on your hand, you'll be more worried about the hand.

Re: Chilli bum : Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:47 pm  

Scented candles.

Re: Chilli bum : Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:13 pm  

Thread of the year!

Try and make it one of those ones that splashes back, and aim the splash back to the affected area!