Re: Supermarket sweep? : Fri Nov 09, 2012 4:40 pm  

Mintball wrote:

What do you reckon, Peggy? Will you be turned gay straight away (so to speak)?

I'm not sure what will happen, as a red blooded male I have decided I'm not going to kiss any French men, some of these people produce wine and if I am going to be boning their butts then in ten years there will be no wine to drink because they will be knitting or doing arts and crafts. I shall be conducting a full survey over the Xmas period, a few questions here and there. Then in a Seven Up TV series style I wil l shag a young French boy and then report back in ten years to see if he is gay. He probably will be because M. Dassault has told us so.

Re: Supermarket sweep? : Fri Nov 09, 2012 5:13 pm  

peggy wrote:

I'm not sure what will happen, as a red blooded male I have decided I'm not going to kiss any French men ...

Ummmm. There's a thing. There is an awful lot of that French man-on-man snogging goes on. Perhaps this bloke has a point?

peggy wrote:

... some of these people produce wine and if I am going to be boning their butts then in ten years there will be no wine to drink because they will be knitting or doing arts and crafts. I shall be conducting a full survey over the Xmas period, a few questions here and there. Then in a Seven Up TV series style I wil l shag a young French boy and then report back in ten years to see if he is gay. He probably will be because M. Dassault has told us so.

If you could possibly make that report a bit earlier, it'll help save on my porn costs.

Re: Supermarket sweep? : Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:56 pm  

Mintball wrote:

If you could possibly make that report a bit earlier, it'll help save on my porn costs.

Umm.... Am I married to you?

Re: Supermarket sweep? : Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:49 am  

peggy wrote:

I'm not sure what will happen, as a red blooded male I have decided I'm not going to kiss any French men, some of these people produce wine and if I am going to be boning their butts then in ten years there will be no wine to drink because they will be knitting or doing arts and crafts. I shall be conducting a full survey over the Xmas period, a few questions here and there. Then in a Seven Up TV series style I wil l shag a young French boy and then report back in ten years to see if he is gay. He probably will be because M. Dassault has told us so.

I thought you'd previously admitted to getting a semi bone-on whilst being bed washed by that male nurse in Pinderfields?

Re: Supermarket sweep? : Sat Nov 10, 2012 8:30 am  

No that was a result of those photos you sent me of you and that prop forward from Hull FC in the shower together.

Re: Supermarket sweep? : Sat Nov 10, 2012 1:21 pm  

Scooter Nik wrote:

Umm.... Am I married to you?

Marriage is a wonderful institution – but I'm not ready for an institution yet.

Re: Supermarket sweep? : Sat Nov 10, 2012 1:39 pm  

peggy wrote:

No that was a result of those photos you sent me of you and that prop forward from Hull FC in the shower together.

Do you wanna tell Ogre he's an uphill gardener?

Re: Supermarket sweep? : Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:20 am  

Mintball wrote:

That's tb going to miss out, then.

First, I never take him when I'm going clothes shopping (why would anyone take their other half? Don't get that).

And second, because I just don't like shopping enough to spend anything like that sort of time doing it. Well, I like food shopping – but even then it doesn't take that sort of time.

Wait tb and minty are a couple.....................The mind boggles

Re: Supermarket sweep? : Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:37 pm  

Anakin Skywalker wrote:

Wait tb and minty are a couple.....................The mind boggles

You never worked it out? It is pretty cunning, but my guinea pig cracked it.

Mintball