When the red red robins scored noth noth nothing at all
There was no more singing when the rhinos hit 5 oh........5oh

wake up, wake up they've scored again
Get up I'm leaving early then
cheer up, Dixon dropped the ball again
Live, love, laugh and be happy


Repeat over and over

that is purely brilliant banter songwriting...... a great bit of work

after all the 35 years of you've never won at wembley and 10-5 ....10-5 they have played strait back into our hands



just by chance i am coming over to warrington from switzerland on saturday and will be ready to sing my heart out on Sunday

can't wait for a chance to attend a Derby................

Have you scored yet
Have you scored yet
Have you scored yet hull kr
No you haven't you got battered, you got battered hull kr

Held the ball yet
held the ball yet
Held the ball yet dancing queen
No you haven't you cant hold, you cant hold it dancing queen

You lost 50-0.
You lost 50-niiiiiiiil.
You useless b*stards, you lost 50-0!

You lost 50 nil,
You lost 50 nil,
You went to wembley,
and lost 50 nil

Ad infinitum

Bravo.
The simple ones are the best Jake.
Does this skill come naturally or did you lay awake in bed for hours before it suddenly came to you?

I'm an award winning poet. It just rolls off my tongue

I always like the simple but effective.
We were watching
We were watching
We were watching hull kr

Or the even simpler

You're s**t and you know you are

I think we need to start "we all hate hull" with an addendum of KR

How about
I tried to discover
A little something to stop Leeds winger
Again and again
He's breaking my heart
He scored three more than two
I'm so in love with you
But Briscoe please
Give a little respect to me

Do we think the op re-write of "Red red robin" has a chance of catching on? I effing love it!!!!!!