To counterbalance the irrational dislike argument, try this......

The smell of freshly sawn wood
The smell of woodland on a damp autumn day
A good pork pie
Browsing in a bookshop
A good pint of Jennings Snecklifter, preferably up in the Lake District
Tidying out my garage
Having a good scratch
Laughing until I cry

waking up early on saturday morning then remembering I dont actually have to get up today


real ale
guiness
being proved right (lol best feeling in the world)
laughing at stupid things
lol that first big fart of the morning
lying in bed with the curtains open when its thundering and lightening outside
an irish coffee on a cold winters day
haha doing the missuses head in waffling and fidgeting about first thing in the morning

sex, drugs & rock and roll!

Ale from Wilkies
a certain presenter being on Breakfast TV
the smell of freshley brewed coffee
finding a tenner in your jeans pocket
Eamonn and Jimmy on Radio Manchester on a Sunday
Tim Vine (comedians can be funny without swearing)
Ken Bruce's Popmaster
Getting a hug off your 7 year old daughter
MILFs (haha)
Walking past The Cottage on Manchester Road, and being like a 'Bisto Kid'
£10 off Malt Whisky
Christian Dior's Farenheit range

Hell yes, how did I not put this in my 1st list!

Autumn, hate winter it's too cold and too warm in summer and spring is full of dead baby birds, so yeah, Autumn

It's FAR too easy to take for granted, mate


Nowt better in life to ask for
a 'huggle'
a kiss
a 'noses' (like Eskimos do)
and a beep nose
before she goes to school....better than a lottery win, that

heavy stuff, mate. I like a porter, but you don't see too many of them

Nipped into both Wetherspoon's yesterday, for the start of their beer festival.....best avoided. Can they keep bitter that doesn't go flat/headless after about a minute... NO.

watching a good brittish comedy(carry ons or bless this house..rising damp steptoe and son the films,auf wiedersein pet)
carol vorderman..beats that tart off breakfast tv lefty
reading a good book
doms on a thursday with my lad..
sunday night out
hols to egypt(14 weeks exactly)
watching england woop the aussies in the cricket
growing my own veg
getting up the nose of my superiors at work(and theres plenty)
hoping my 2-2 bet comes in on a satday(and it will)
and a sunday morn bacon butty

im easily pleased

You, Sir are a buffoon, and I doubt your sanity, as well as your eyesight



I challenge you to a duel at 06:30 tomorrow at Bruche Heath Gardens, the choice of weapon is yours.
Satisfaction will be mine, and I shall celebrate with a Welsh Dragon sausage (bought from the butchers there) butty. I've heard the home-made ready meals he sells are excellent, too.

I'll see your Welsh Dragon sausage and raise you a Satterthwaite's pork pie (with a sausage roll thrown in for nothing!)



Oh yes, and while we're at it, forget all other TV totty apart from Jasmine on 'A place in the sun - home or away' ..... absolutely luvverly!

The scent of your girlfriend's muff (still on your nose) the morning after you motted her out
Combining shaving oil with brand new pro glides for a silky shave
Brand new pairs of socks from TK Maxx
Stuffed crust pizzas from Asda
Pushing in front of old people when getting on the bus, just so I can get a seat closer to the front
'Cupcaking' my dog