There are times when I think you're only one step away from the rope you know.

The ropes around the neck and tied to the bridge. I'm just too lazy to climb over the barrier and jump



And you'd all miss me if I was gone.

Need a pog over?

Now that would be a Sad - end.

Knowing your luck you'd probably use one of the rafters under the Eddington and pull the whole lot down